A survey revealing what Brits hate the most about 'time wasters' has come up with some strange, quirky dislikes appearing! So, Jaggedone has analysed the survey and here is the real top 10 of UK 'Wasters of time':
1) King of UK wasters is BOJO, a superior, and utter twat, whose constant posh drivel sends his worshipers into ecstasy, and those who see through this imbecile; he drives them to taking ecstasy!
2) The Royal Family are the biggest bunch of wasters of time on the planet because everybody follows them, but nobody knows why the hell they do; in other words, an utter waste of our precious time!
3) Multi-millionaire footballers, their WAGS, their Rolls Royces, their fat Rolex's and everything else pertaining to their worthless life-styles; meaning a bunch of spoilt, over-payed, time wasting idiots, who kick a ball just like the rest of us, but slightly better!
4) Teresa May, was, is, and will always be a total waste of time!
5) Trump, not even worth wasting my time!
6) Religious fanatical Nutters who believe by killing the rest of us they will end up in their heaven! Why the fuck don't they just blow themselves up, stop wasting our time, and leave the world in peace??? Answers to Allah and Co!
7) Russian double agents, Russia, Putin, and the morons whose only objective is to decrease our time on the planet by destroying the fucking place; what a bunch of time wasters they are!!
8) Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) because nobody listens anyway, so it's just an utter waste of time!
9) Selfie takers whose nasty, narcissistic habits are an utter waste of space and time because the only ones interested in their crap photos are themselves!
And last not least:
10) Getting on your knees and praying to a God who doesn't exist, and if he did, he certainly would make a much better job than the one everybody prays to, because this planet is turning into an utter shit hole!
So ladies and gentleman, do not waste your time on wasters, just read Jaggedone's excellent spoofs, they're always worth your time!