Urgent from our reporters that just got back from Dublin, Ireland. Our team was sent over the pond to find out what new and invigorating things are taking place in that green country. They stayed there for 2 weeks so they would have time to meet people, establish rapport, and travel extensively within the country’s boundaries.
But, unfortunately, nothing is going on. In Dublin, they said most people are farming, eating, and drinking. Not necessarily in that order, and in a pie graph, the biggest slice would be the drinking slice.
Our reporters said there weren’t any movies being filmed or any future plans to have any start any time soon. Kathy Ireland wasn’t even there.
We went to the farms, but most of the farmers were at the bar.
The food is better. But let’s define 'better'. If I were on death row, and my last meal was one made in Ireland, I wouldn’t eat it. It hasn’t gotten any better, because most of the chefs are drinking Guinness in the morning and, by lunch time, nobody is getting a good meal at a restaurant.
We will try again next year. Maybe, by that time, they will have a Wal-Mart or something.