Do you need to transport goods into a low earth orbit at bargain basement prices?
Perhaps you've always wanted to see the majesty of space through a windscreen, but without spending a fortune?
Or have you ever wondered what the van of the future looks like?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to rent a Space Van.
A Space Van is just like a regular van, with four wheels, two doors, an exhaust pipe and lots of room in the back. However, it's also strapped to a huge rocket that can launch it into space. How you get back down to earth again safely is your problem! But that's fine, because you've got plenty of room in your van to carry your landing equipment.
If you want to transport goods into space, or just get them off the planet for whatever reason, we're the ones to call.
Maybe you want to go for a drive in your Space Van on the Moon, or even on Mars!
We provide the van, the rocket, the fuel and the launchpad. The rest is up to you.
Come to "Trusty" Dmitri Bugarov's Space Van Emporium, Kazogorodok, Kazakhstan.
Rental of each Space Van is in cash only, 49,000 roubles per day. It's less than you think!
We guarantee you will not ask for your money back.