How Fundamental Christian Churches and Donald Trump Are Alike

Funny story written by Al N.

Monday, 30 May 2016

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Trump is thinking of buying up all the Christian Fundamentalist churches anyways.

At first glance, it appears that the Republican Party Fundamental Christian branch and Donald Trump have little to nothing in common. But looking closer, it appears that they share some very important traits:

1. Fundamental Christians and Trump are both are sure that they are infallible and never make any mistakes.

2. Both cling to a belief, no matter how unlikely or illogical, and will never change their minds about it in spite of any evidence to the contrary.

3. Both will say or do anything to achieve their aims, in spite of any consequences.

4. Both Trump and Fundamental Churches are primarily interested in MAKING MONEY!

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