Trump's Stylist Tells ALL

Funny story written by User 10

Friday, 27 May 2016

The secret to never having a bad hair day has been revealed by "The Donald" Trump's stylist.

New York based Stylist Marki Knowflrsure from the world renown Dieher Straight salon has been styling the Trump family hair since they were all just millionaires.

We were able to sit down and discuss the hairstyles of the affluent real estate mogul's wives and children between a Don King perm and Bernie Sander's pony tail extension.

When asked about the families preferred hairstyles Marki had great things to say about all of them. "They are great, before they come in they will be great, after they come in it will be great, I build it great and they pay for it."

When asked specifically about "The Donald's" own hair Marki was less willing to say how great it is but he was willing to say "He has his own jet airplane and ...Yea buddy, that's his own hair."

We finally asked what is the secret to the Trumps never having a bad hair day. "100 dollar bills, We straighten or curl them using 100 dollar bills."

So if you are looking to never have a bad hair day again you have learned a simple secret, just use 100 dollar bills.

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