There are many things which ruin mankind's faith in God. Here is a selection of the biggest causes, in descending order:
1. Religion.
2. Greasy, fat, corrupt, middle-aged photographers surrounded by beautiful women who do what they tell them no matter how denigrating or violating.
3. Natural disasters such as earthquakes and George Bush Junior.
4. Unnatural disasters such as 9/11 and George Bush Senior.
5. Politicians, especially those who work for bankers. That's all of them.
6. Atheists.
7. Bankers and other greed-driven, merciless, delusional idiots who have money and power.
8. Mosquitoes.
9. People who work to make bankers richer. That's all of us.
10. Selfishness from whence cometh all violence.
11. Narcissism from whence cometh bankers, war, Hollywood and Lady Gaga.
12. Brit yobbos who believe that the universe as we know it was created by Harry Potter.
13. Beautiful women who allow greasy, fat, corrupt, middle-aged photographers to tell them what to do no matter how denigrating or violating.
14. Bankers who loan money to media outfits that employ photographers.
All these things ruin our faith in God. If you can live with all of these things and still believe in God, you probably are God.
