God's message to world disclosed 11/1/15!: "I'm outa here! Sayonora assholes!"

Funny story written by b kenneth mcgee

Sunday, 1 November 2015

The message first appeared on social media states the New York Times this morning. It spread around the world in a matter of hours according to the report. It was addressed to the entire world, supposedly from God himself and spoke to people of all races and faiths. Apparently, the message is as follows:

"GOD here. This is to inform you...I'm Through! I'm done! The end! In other words Finished! Kaput! The end! GOT IT?

I gave you Jesus! I gave you Mohamed! I gave you David! I gave you Abraham, Martin and John! And what did you do? You totally fucked it up! You bully! You torture! You kill! You mistreat the animals and make fun of people who stutter!

So here's the skinny: I'm outa here until further notice! If...and that's a big IF...I return, it's not going to be under the same ground rules. I think I just might put the dogs in charge this time! They're good folks and if they do sniff each others Ass...at least they do it in public!

So...Sayonora assholes...buy the God App at Walmart...bare your souls on facebook...say one thing and do another...you won't have God to kick around any longer!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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