Written by dave nelson

Wednesday, 18 February 2015

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Pass the Citizenship Exam?

President Obama gave the following address today:

I would be willing to wager any amount with any member of the Tea Party that they could not pass the test given to immigrants desiring American citizenship.

If flag waving Bible Belting assholes like Ted Cruz or Mike Huckleberry or Ted Cruz or Rick Perry can pass this test i will kiss their fat ignorant asses!"

Here's a self-test for YOU to try - Are YOU smart enough to deserve American Citizenship?

These ignorant demagogues that could not be elected Dog Catcher in a Blue State should put their money where their mouths are and take up my challenge!

Click here to try the citizenship test now!

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