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Funny story: UK citizenship tests getting harder

UK citizenship tests getting harder

For years, the Conservative government in the UK has tried unsuccessfully to lower the immigration rate. Now they have a new plan to try to reduce the numbers of Johnny foreigners coming onto our sacred but mucky soil. In an effort to scare away a...

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Funny story: Now that he wants to become an American, The Beeb wishes he hadn't been such an asshole

Now that he wants to become an American, The Beeb wishes he hadn't been such an asshole

USA All the Way—Now that he's wed Hailey “Bald” Wynn, the blonde bombshell who shaves “down there,” teen heartthrob Justin “Canuck” Bieber wants to become an American. But he also wants to retain his Canuck citizenship. “As he says to me,” his blu...

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Funny story: Trump Fails U.S. Citizenship Exam

Trump Fails U.S. Citizenship Exam

New York, NY - Donald Trump took the US Citizenship Exam yesterday to prove how simple it is for any illegal alien to become a US citizen. Unfortunately, Trump failed. Twice. The civics test is an oral test given by the USCIS Officer, who asks t...

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Funny story: Melania To Lose Citizenship, Faces Deportation

Melania To Lose Citizenship, Faces Deportation

Melania Trump, the wife of Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump and an immigrant who came in a box to the U.S. from Lower Slabovia, was paid for 10 modeling jobs in 1996 before she received legal authorization to work in the United States, th...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Denounces Canadian Citizenship

Queen Elizabeth Denounces Canadian Citizenship

BUCKINGHAM PALACE - Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II held a press conference today denouncing her Canadian citizenship. "I was born in the United Kingdom and lived exclusively in the United Kingdom. There have been trips across the pond. bu...

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Funny story: Obama says Right Wing Congress Would Not Pass Citizenship Exam

Obama says Right Wing Congress Would Not Pass Citizenship Exam

President Obama gave the following address today: I would be willing to wager any amount with any member of the Tea Party that they could not pass the test given to immigrants desiring American citizenship. If flag waving Bible Belting assholes like Ted Cruz or Mike Huckleberry or Ted Cruz or Rick Perry can pass this test i will kiss their fat ignorant asses!" Here's a self-test for YOU t...

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Funny story: Colorado School Board Praises Communist China

Colorado School Board Praises Communist China

Associated Press --The following is an article entitled, "Nothing Wrong With Patriotic Education." "The United States, which advocates democracy and freedom, lays stronger emphasis on patriotic education. A survey conducted in 18 developed countri...

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Funny story: Home Office Sued Over Wrong Citizenship Tests

Home Office Sued Over Wrong Citizenship Tests

Five thousand disgruntled potential British citizens are threatening to sue the Home Office after a pizza delivery boy mixed up the citizenship tests with several thousand GSCE exam papers. It seems that the people were given GSCE papers, rather t...

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Funny story: Point/Counterpoint: Citizenship Test Results from a Right-Winger Vs. Citizenship Results from Bangladeshi Immigrant

Point/Counterpoint: Citizenship Test Results from a Right-Winger Vs. Citizenship Results from Bangladeshi Immigrant

There has been some controversy about the UK's Citizenship test, which tests would-be immigrants on how people live in the UK. So, we took a right-winger - the epitome of immigration flow-stopping - who had lived in the country since birth, and a Bangladeshi national who had applied for citizenship. Derek Fieldings vs. Ismail Jabbar. Our UK Life correspondent, Sarah White, has collated the res...

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Funny story: Children To Be Encouraged To Swear At Queen

Children To Be Encouraged To Swear At Queen

A report commissioned by PM Gordon Brown on British citizenship says that children leaving school should be encouraged to swear at the Queen, but, for obvious reasons, they should avoid the C-word...

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Funny story: Britney Spears practicing Buddhism and non-attachment to hair consults mentor the Dali Lama

Britney Spears practicing Buddhism and non-attachment to hair consults mentor the Dali Lama

Britney Spears, who has recently been making strides to turn her life around, admitted today that shaving her head and pubic hair was part of her Buddhist spiritual training.

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