Mitchell Schlockmeister - Head of TLDC TV (The Learning Disabled Channel formerly just TLC) made the following announcement today at swank Beverly Hills Hotel, reported here in full.
Well here comes another winner from TLDC with positive social benefits to boot.
You know when we changed our name to more accurately reflect our audience demo's we also promised to get more serious about "LEARNING! -And now we deliver!
Our program takes place on a beautiful Atoll in the Caribbean Sea near Bimini -and the gays who will be participating in this Boot Camp will go through the painful metamorphic process of coming out.
Some of my staff wanted to call it "Butt Camp" - BUT as soon as I said nah, it's really a "Coming Out Camp" m and Butt would be offensive and not in keeping with our invigorated commitment to real learning - they all said I was right as usual.
Anyway - The Camp will provide the homos with a chance to break away from their "Straight" jackets of heterosexuality in the most comfortable and fun environment possible - and in a very TV friendly atmosphere.
There's gonna be a lot of partying and celebration and we have stocked up on lubricants and rubber gloves and gerbils and that kinda cliched stuff - and there will be a medical team on the island - and oversight provided by the TLDC "Safe Sex Police".
And we will have Priests with the production team who will give Confession, and of course stick around for the late night cornholing - that will just be hilarious!