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Funny story: Vieris Last Waltz

Vieris Last Waltz

Ex Italy, Torino, Piza, Ravenna, Venezia, Atalanta, Juventus, Atletico Madrid, Lazio, Inter, Milan, Monaco, Sampdoria and Firoentina forward Christian Vieri is to come out of retirement to play in the Chinese Super League. Never a man to stay to long...

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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 8th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 8th August 2012

Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has caught the mood of the country when it comes to cycling, riding a smart new sky-blue bike to City's training ground. (Metro) Rumours he bought the bike from Arsene Wenger for £2 million have been denied by sources at City. AC Milan have joined Liverpool and Arsenal in the race to sign Turkish international Nuri Sahin from Real Madrid after Jose Mour...

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Funny story: Transfer Window: Berlusconi promises to make Carlos Tevez the best 'player' in the world

Transfer Window: Berlusconi promises to make Carlos Tevez the best 'player' in the world

Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has promised that he will make Carlos Tevez the best 'player' in the world if he joins the Italian football chumpions AC Milan. 'Bunga-sconi' as he is now known after leaving office, promised Tevez t...

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Funny story: QPR star Adel Taarabt wanted by Paris St Germain and AC Milan

QPR star Adel Taarabt wanted by Paris St Germain and AC Milan

Paris St Germain are determined to lure Moroccan footballing genius Adel Taarabt away from QPR. After splashing the cash on French starlets Nicholas Douche and Pierre Putain, the French club PSG see the unpredictable Taarabt as the final piece in...

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Funny story: Heroic Spurs Keeper Gomes Dedicates 0-0 Victory Over Milan To Pet Goldfish

Heroic Spurs Keeper Gomes Dedicates 0-0 Victory Over Milan To Pet Goldfish

In the midst of a jubilant celebration at White Hart Lane tonight, as supporters taunted North London rivals Arsenal because Spurs qualified for the last eight of the Champions League and Arsenal didn't, one Spurs player was enjoying a quiet moment o...

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Funny story: Spurs Do Italian Job - Gattuso Does Nut Job

Spurs Do Italian Job - Gattuso Does Nut Job

Stormy night in la bella Italia with much for the afficionado to discuss. It rained incessantly in Milan, and indeed on Milan, especially in the 80th minute when Aaron Lennon picked the ball up in his own half, charged at the Milan defence, skipped a...

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Funny story: Flamini Tackle "An Absolute Disgrace" - Harry Redknapp On Sky Sports

Flamini Tackle "An Absolute Disgrace" - Harry Redknapp On Sky Sports

Following Tottenham Hotspurs' dramatic 1-0 away win in the Champions League against Milan in the San Siro, happy Harry Redknapp joined his old mates, Graeme Souness, and Jeff Stelling alongside his son Jamie in the Sky Sports studio. He called Sou...

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Funny story: Berlusconi appointed the new coach of AC Milan

Berlusconi appointed the new coach of AC Milan

The long awaited announcement of the new head coach of AC Milan has come to an end this afternoon. During a press conference call today by the Milan board, the name of Silvio Berlusconi was called to be the new coach of AC Milan and to be assi...

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Funny story: Barcelona v Inter - Barca Robbed - Tosser Invades Pitch - United Fan Issues Warning

Barcelona v Inter - Barca Robbed - Tosser Invades Pitch - United Fan Issues Warning

Barca beat Inter 1-0, but lose 3-2 on aggregate in the Champions League. Despite some crap refereeing decisions. Barca had a late goal disallowed for a handball that never was. Fergus McCarthy lamented the fact that the match official wasn't offic...

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Funny story: David Beckham v Manchester United Amid Tight Security

David Beckham v Manchester United Amid Tight Security

To Manchester United fans he'll always be a legend who will never be disrespected for the years of loyal service he has given to the club he has supported since childhood. To Sir Alex Ferguson, David Beckham is just another footballer, one of many...

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Funny story: Shocking breaking "Footy" news! Man City owners buy Real Madrid, AC Milan and Bayern Munich!!!

Shocking breaking "Footy" news! Man City owners buy Real Madrid, AC Milan and Bayern Munich!!!

Man City's mega-rich Arabian owners have just acquired Real Madrid, lock, stock, Ronaldo, Kaka and Barrel, OLÉ! This shock news was just transmitted by Reuters Int. Also the news that the mega-disappointed Spanish royal family, sponsors of Real, h...

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Funny story: Arsenal defender Senderos 'gobsmacked' by paternity slur as ex-Putin shag Alina Kabaeva gives birth to baby boy

Arsenal defender Senderos 'gobsmacked' by paternity slur as ex-Putin shag Alina Kabaeva gives birth to baby boy

Moscow - (ReUterus & Bolshevik Ass Mess): Arsenal defender Philippe Senderos is hopping mad. The AC Milan-loaned footballer is the subject of a Moscow newspaper's paternity slur claiming he successfully impregnanted Vladimir Putin's 'special...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson Is Just Plain Wrong About Cristiano Ronaldo

Sir Alex Ferguson Is Just Plain Wrong About Cristiano Ronaldo

Sir Alex Ferguson made a monumental mistake yesterday when, speaking about the Cristiano Ronaldo debacle, the Man Utd boss told the world's Press that "the worst thing that he can do is go to AC Milan".

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Funny story: Milan's Dida signed by Don King following Celtic tumble

Milan's Dida signed by Don King following Celtic tumble

AC Milan's goalkeeper Dida has been offered a one five match boxing contract following his stunning performance last night against Celtic in the Champions League. The Brazilian s...

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Funny story: AC Milan Sell Kaka; Sign Larry King

AC Milan Sell Kaka; Sign Larry King

Italian giants AC Milan have signed American TV personality Larry King from CNN in a swap deal with Brazilian superstar Kaka going the other way, The Spoof can report today.

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Funny story: Liverpool Fans Stranded On Merseyside By "Plane Problems"

Liverpool Fans Stranded On Merseyside By "Plane Problems"

There was disappointment yesterday for 148 Liverpool football fans hoping to fly to the Champions League final in Athens, when the plane they were due to fly out to Greece on was stolen from John Lennon airport.

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss Isn't Bothered By Champions League Defeat

Manchester United Boss Isn't Bothered By Champions League Defeat

Alice Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, uncharacteristically lost his temper yesterday when responding to questions about his team's Champions League exit at the hands of AC Milan at the S...

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