Football Gossip & comments 23rd July 2012

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Sunday, 22 July 2012

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" I want £10,000 a week and the Number 17 shirt!"

Out-of-favour Manchester City forward Roque Santa Cruz, 30, wants to remain in the north west as he seeks new club.
(Daily Mail)
'Accrington Stanley?'

Gareth Southgate turned down the chance to become the FA's technical director over concerns about the job description during lengthy negotiations.
(Daily Mail)
Apparently he was NOT allowed to eat pizza in his lunch-hour.

Manchester United struggle to get to grips with a tricky opponent on their pre-season tour in South Africa - a giant snake.
Rumours in Manchester watering holes suggest that Roberto Mancini & Man City have bid £4 million for the snake with £10,000 a week wages.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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