Football Gossip & comments 24th July 2012

Written by radiogagger

Monday, 23 July 2012

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Freddie Eastwood returns to Southend United?

Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli, 21, has been breaking records during his holiday in Ibiza as he racks up a bar's biggest-ever bar bill.
(Daily Mirror)
When asked to pay the bill, he replied "Why always me?"

Pearce confident of Team GB improvement
Well they can't get any worse shurely...

Ferguson defends Man Utd owners
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson defends the club owners' transfer policy as well as his own.
'Nowadays, we just buy the ones that City don't want'...

Freddie Eastwood rejoins Southend after spells at Coventry and Wolves.
No news on if he's moving back into the same caravan...

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