Football Gossip & comments 7th July 2012

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Bridge to Brighton - A Bridge over troubled waters?

The Sun
Theo Walcott is also considering his future with Arsenal, as he enters the final year of his current deal.
Judging by internet forums and radio phone-ins, 60,000 supporters are also considering their future.

Daily Mail
Tottenham are ready to listen to offers for Rafael van der Vaart, 29. A fee of £10m-plus is likely to be enough to capture the Dutch international attacking midfielder.
North London seems to be the place for van sales this week.

Daily Mirror
Brighton want to take Manchester City defender Wayne Bridge on loan next season. The 31-year-old spent the end of last season on loan at Sunderland.
Bridge to Brighton. Life's a beach.

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