Sports News Summary of The Week - In Tweets w/e 7th July

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Sunday, 8 July 2012

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Man City are in the market for a new van

Would the last Banker out of the door at Barclays please turn the light off. Would the last player out the door at Arsenal please...

Robin Van Persie is off to the SPL to replace Rangers. After all he was a one man team at Arsenal last year.

Robin Van Persie statement "It's not about the money, money, money. I wanna win a trophy, trophy, trophy. Even a Carling cup, might just cheer me up"

Venus + Serena Williams have both won 5 ‪#wimbledon‬ titles. They now have to have penalty shoot out. As an England football fan I can't watch...

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