"Yeah, well our lass is well chuffed, as yer can imagine," said Chubby Brown during a recent interview.
He was, of course, talking about the fact that his wife has been approached by Subo to help her decorate her new home in Blackburn.
"Well we did 'ear tha' Mike 'Olmes and Bob the Builde' were doing the main renos. like, but our lass go' a call from Subo asking 'er to 'elp pick out the ferniture and colour schemes etc.
F*****g 'ell, our lass just about wet 'erself when she was asked. She agreed o'course, and is going up to f*****g Scotland this afty, to make a start.
Mind, Subo said she doesn't want any bleeding RED stuff in 'er 'ouse a'count o' those dipsy Red buggers who foller 'er every-f*****g-where.
Christ, yer'd think they'd 'ave found summet better to do wi' their lives wouldn yer, by now.
Subo's go' a 2nd CD cummin out later this yer....I'm dead chuffed fer 'er meself. She deserves it. She's a bleeding great singer and a lovely lass an' all.
A saw the 'Special' on 'er an' A was cryin'. A f*****g WAS! A kid you not! Freaking tears streaming down me face and snot flyin' everywhere. Arm a big softee at 'eart yer know. Ask me frends down the club. They'll tell ya, coz I even cried when the Boro' got relegated. A did. 'Onest!
Well, Arm gonna drive our lass up t'Scotland. So tara for now lads."
Chubby's agreed to do a follow-up interview on how his wife got on with Subo, when they return.
