The producers of the soap opera "As the World Spins: The Boyle Family Saga" announced today that filming of Episode One is to begin shortly.
"Episode One, which will be called 'The Boyle Family Implodes or O Brothers, Shut the F*** Up,' will focus on the law suit Susan files against two of her brothers for breach of privacy and its impact on the family dynamic," said the spokesperson for the show. "How low will those two opportunistic vultures go in selling out their sister to the tabloids? How many pieces of silver have they received? Will they ever find careers beyond expressing 'concern' for her well-being which they never cared about until she became famous? Which side will family members support in the law suit?"
News of this story line has sent the members of The Red Cult, who seem to be having trouble distinguishing between the real Susan Boyle and the fictional character, into a frenzied outpouring of love and support for Susan. This time the entire cult, not just the usual suspects, are praying for her.
Intense discussions are currently being held about the best way to offer support to Susan in this matter -- more flowers, tribute videos, visits from locals, replacing the recently shattered mirror, posters, songs, poems, another quilt.
It is just so sad that the situation has come to a lawsuit.
O Brothers, Shut the Fuck Up!
