Homos, Lesbos, Psychos, Weirdos, Paedos

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 18 June 2017

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Fucking paedo

Homos, homos, everywhere,
Can you see them?
Without a care
Trumped as 'normal'
Don't stand and stare!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...


Lesbos, lesbos, everywhere
Can you see them?
They don't care
Completely acceptable
"Let's be fair!"
Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Psychos, psychos, everywhere
Can you see them?
Going spare
Live and let live...
If you dare!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Weirdos, weirdos, everywhere
Can you see them?
Bright green hair!
I'm one, you're one
So is Cher!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...


Paedos, paedos, everywhere
Can you see them?
'On the air'
Now then! Now then!
No longer 'Sir'
Yeah, yeah, yeah...


The End

Woods 2017

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