UKIP First: Naughty Nigel Tired, Gets Words Mixed Up

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Friday, 10 April 2015

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UKIP's Naughty Nigel has made a few blunders in a recent notable humanitarian agitprop outlet.

Now, I do warn you that I'm a little tired today; or indeed, fatigué, cansado, distrutto...

See, I said it in French and some other languages that foreigners speak, so TECHNICALLY, I'm not being racist.

Indeed, if anything, I'm being rather less racist than, say, the GENUINE BIGOT Tommy Robinson...

Which latter never throws in any random and arbitrary literary allusions to Franz Kafka, Victor Hugo, Dante Aligheri, Miguel De Cervantes...

Or other people from fairly civilized and literate countries which, nevertheless, TECHNICALLY aren't Britain.

Still, as I'm tired, I might as well take this golden opportunity to get my words wrong again.

Look, the point is, as regards the new sodomitical den of iniquity in Brixton... um, I mean, the drinking house for poofs... no, the, um, colourful new bum-time-Fridays kind of location...

Well, TECHNICALLY, there is nothing wrong, AS SUCH, with being a flaming homo... um, a blazing cock-frenzied queen... um, a perfectly public-spirited and patriotic gay.

I mean, after all, there are a lot of wicked Zionist conspirators... um, Israelites of the previous discredited and antiquated Covenant...

Who also follow this pernicious form of depravity... um, flamboyantly colourful lifestyle...

As indeed do various vicious and terroristic sand n*****s... oh, forgive me... um, towel-dragging savages from some far-flung-foreign desert or other...

So, in short, UKIP have no objections whatsoever to the new bar... WITHIN REASON.

Well, now... that's as concise and crisp and sound-British-common-sense as I can make it.

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