In her latest desperate publicity stunt, Peaches Geldof, the talentless never-been who is famous only for being the daughter of a has-been, has joined the BNP.
After a fake marriage to some guy out of a crap band, a fake drugs overdose, and pretending to be bi-curious, the attention seeker has now joined the BNP, causing an outcry over her membership of the neo-Nazi party.
"I don't know, like, what, like, the big deal is," said Peaches.
We tried to reach her father, Bob Geldof, for comment but he was on a prior engagement at a conference pretending he actually has some impact on world affairs.
Peaches is now said to be in Los Angeles, where she was seen having a three-way with a communist and a dog whilst showing off her latest tattoo and smoking crack outside a strip joint on Skid Row.