What's Wrong with the Christian Right

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Wednesday, 27 June 2007

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Edward Failor

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - The so called "Christian Right" seems to be neither Christian nor Right. They lied about not knowing about Ron Paul, though evidence was found that clearly showed they had his name on their list. Isn't, "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour," one of the commandments they are supposed to keep? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe there's a misprint in my Bible.

It seems that the Christian Right is so afraid of freedom that they are willing to lie and cheat to keep Ron Paul from getting any attention. They want to impose their will on all through force of law.

These modern day Scribes, Pharisees, and Saducees are up in arms doing all they can do to stop the march of freedom that is growing on the Internet.

Kent Snyder, Chairman of the Ron Paul 2008 committee wrote,

    The campaign office had not received an invitation so we called this morning; thinking we might have misplaced the invitation or simply overlooked it. Lew Moore, our campaign manager, called Mr. Edward Failor, an officer of Iowans for Tax Relief and head of the Iowa Christian Alliance, to ask about it. To our shock, Mr. Failor told us Dr. Paul was not invited; he was not going to be invited; and he would not be allowed to participate. And when asked why, Mr. Failor refused to explain. The call ended.

It seems that Ron Paul has Mr. Failor quaking in his boots. Could this be because he is being paid by large corporations and supports corporate welfare? Nahhh... a good Christian like Mr. Failor, who lies and cheats wouldn't do a thing like that.

Mr. Failor was contacted for his input. He said, "We kain't have no won lik Ron Paul in office. He supports thuh Konstitootion and seperashun of Church and State. We want State kuntrol over religun. Everbody owt too bee Chrishun lik I is."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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