Media, Candidates Conspire to Elect Ron Paul

Written by Wildboar

Tuesday, 26 June 2007

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Things are not always what they seem. Witness the strategic moves made by the media, campaign staffs and other political hacks in an attempt to position their candidates in the most positive light. Dig a little further and you will see an almost world-wide conspiracy to assure the election of Dr. Ron Paul as the next President of the United States.


1. ABC takes down Ron Paul posts to its forum after the 1st debate resulting in additional publicity for the Paul Campaign.
2. FOX News sets-up Dr. Paul for a fantastic return to Guiliani by allowing Giuliani to make a fool of himself on stage, exposing the fact that Giuliani doesn't read.
3. MSNBC debate host Mathews utters "Oh God" under breath during debate as a prayer for Dr. Paul's success
4. FOX, ABC, MSNBC used instant message and Internet polling techniques only known to a few, sophisticated Ron Paul supporters so as to skew the polls in favor of Dr. Paul.
5. The Vatican refuses Giuliani communion over his stance on abortion.
6. Hillary Clinton quotes Bible over immigration
7. Mitt Romney consults with Mormon Church about campaign
8. Christian and tax-tired Iowans purposely leave Dr. Paul off invite-list but position him for big rally after their meeting.
9. Obama and Clinton support war and continued funding
10. McCain attached his name to McCain-Feingold bill.
11. John Edwards builds 35,000sqft house across the street from a mobile-home park.

Yes, this is a world-wide conspiracy to elect Dr. Paul, but why? Why would the entire World conspire to secure the election of Dr. Paul? The answers come from un-named sources on Capital Hill, Treasury Dept. and within the teak-lined offices of the largest media conglomerates in the world.

Those opposing Dr. Paul are simply "chicken". They have no solutions and have abandoned the Constitution. With over 120 military bases around the world, unfunded mandates of approximately ~$400,000 per US citizen and a currency that is rotting on the vine, they know they simply will not be able to cope with the huge mess they themselves have created for America. They must pretend to campaign and make more hollow promises to the American people; all the while looking like they really want to win in an effort to thrust Dr. Paul into the Presidency. They know that Dr. Paul is a true patriot and that his knowledge and leadership will pull us through.

Without a doubt, this is the single most covert election conspiracy every conceived of and expect every campaign to be very sneaky as they conduct business as usual.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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