Written by Cal Jennings

Saturday, 23 June 2007

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John McCain Terrified of Ron Paul

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iowa - John McCain is so terrified of Ron Paul that his senior adviser on the McCain Campaign in Iowa, Ed Failor Jr, excluded Ron Paul from the Iowa debates.

Ed Failor Jr. said that he was also afraid of upsetting his Corrupt Bastards Club friends and cohorts.

Apparently, they aren't up-to-date on the company names, because Amoco was bought out by BP, whose Corrupt Bastards Club member Lord Browne was finally booted off the Goldmnan Sax board after New York financial regulators said he was one liability too many for the investment bank's balance sheet. There are plenty of Corrupt Bastards still there to fill in for him, though.

BP recently canceled TheSpoof.com writer Cal Jennings' insurance, which they had just re-instated, probably because of articles written about the Corrupt Bastards Club members at BP or the stories supporting Ron Paul. I just hope Dr. Paul has a solution for those of us on Social Security Disability. It's obvious that BP dislikes the thought of Ron Paul ending their corporate welfare, which seems to be the reason for his exclusion from the debates.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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