Unarius Academy of Science Announce Plan to Drill to Earth's Core

Funny story written by SpaceElevator

Sunday, 24 June 2007

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El Cajon, California - Unarius, a non-profit organization, which started out teaching a "metaphysical science of life" but transformed into just another "flying saucer group", announced this week that they plan to drill to Earth's center to look for signs of Intelligent Life.

The new age group's 'Science of Life' videos have been airing continuously since 1978 on public access cable stations from Hawaii to Massachusetts. Coincidentally, their videos bear an uncanny resemblance to the original 'Star Trek' TV series and the movie 'Logan's Run' -- which won an Oscar in 1976 for visual effects and featured Michael York, Peter Ustinov, Farrah Fawcett and Jenny Agutter (of 'Diamond Geezer' fame).

The collective insist that they have the hard part figured out. All they require now is adequate funding to purchase all of the gear they will need.

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