Republican Party Hijackers Seek to Ban Ron Paul

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Saturday, 19 May 2007

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Saul Anuzis

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - The RNC (Republican National Committee) has launched a campaign to remove Ron Paul from the Republican Debates. They want to end democratic process and have the Texas Congressman out of debates and out of the Republican Party. They have started this campaign through Michigan Republican Saulius Anuzis (or Saul as he likes to be called) who put forth a petition to have Ron Paul removed. writer, Cal Jennings, wanted to ask Mr. Anuzis why he was trying to override the democratic process, but when he went to the website, the "Contact" option seemed to have been removed. Luckily, has vast resources at its fingertips, and Cal Jennings found his e-mail address here at the bottom of the page: Saul Anuzis for Republican Chair

Paul Joseph Watson at Prison Planet reported,

Fox News led the charge via their rigged and bias smear attempt against the Texas Congressman during the debate and its aftermath.

GOPAC chairman Michael Steele went so far as to suggest that Ron Paul should not belong to the Republican party, stating that he was "done" with Paul and did not care what the results of the FOX poll were, after it was revealed that Paul was leading the pack.

(See APFN Article)

Cal Jennings called the RNC to ask why they were trying to remove Ron Paul from the debates. The person manning the phone said, "We have nothing to do with that. You should call someone who does."

When Cal Jennings asked who he should call, the RNC representative said, "I don't know" and the person hung up. Cal Jennings thought it was strange that the RNC doesn't even know what petitions it is setting forth on the "Internets." Cal Jennings said that he now knows why America is in such a big mess, stating, "The whole RNC doesn't seem to know what it's doing. How could you expect the party in office to run the country when they admit that they don't even know what the hell they're doing."

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