Cal-el's New Campaign Song

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Sunday, 20 May 2007

He Flew to Earth from Krypton
(To the tune of Blazing Saddles Theme Song)

He flew to earth from Krypton
He wore a bright red S
His job to offer battle
To bad men East and West
He conquered fear and he conquered hate
He turned our night into day
He made his blazing red S
A torch to light the way

When outlaws ruled the West
And fear filled the land
A cry went up for a man with guts
To take the West in hand
They needed a man who was brave and true
With justice for all as his aim
Then out of the sun flew a man from Krypton
And Cal-el was his name, yes Cal-el was his name

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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