Written by Willow

Friday, 29 July 2011

Kristen Stewart shocked fans at a Breaking Dawn autograph session by admitting that she found sex scenes filmed with Robert Pattinson for the film, particulary difficult as he was "bloody awful in bed, can't play Twister, and stank of stale smoke". She went onto say that sex scenes with men were abborrent to her as she much preferred to film sex scenes with women instead.

Fans are wondering if Kristen was trying to say that she is a lesbian as she had said in the past that kissing fellow "Twilight" and "The Runaways" co-star Dakota Fanning was "comfortable".

Friends of Pattinson leaked that Kristen hadn't washed for several days prior to filming the scenes and Pattinson had spent most of his time trying not to gag everytime she raised her arms during filming.
Pattinson had a long hot shower after the filming - with soap.

Stewart has in the past mentioned that she doesn't wash much and smells when she is nervous. It had been thought that Pattinson's bad hygiene habits had been passed onto to Kristen, but many are now sumizing that its the otherway round.

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