Reports just in suggest that Hollywood has been vaporized. It is no more.
SEN's US correspondent, Lindsay Liplicker called in today to confirm that she drove up from downtown LA, only to find Hollywood gone.
All of it.
Sunset Strip, Hollywood Boulevard, the studios, Mann's, Mulholland Drive, the Hollywood sign - all just gone. Without a trace.
Hollywood, it appears, has vaporized.
"When I got up there," Lindsay Liplicker told us. "It was all just gone. Vanished without a trace. It's just hills now - no streets, no roads, nothing. God, I know they make some really shitty movies and TV shows there, but nobody deserves this. There's just nothing left."
Further investigations revealed that Lindsay Liplicker has a long history of drug abuse, and a terrible sense of direction.
"Silly bitch probably took a wrong turning," an insider explained. "She's always doing it. She once insisted that San Francisco had been vaporized too. Turned out she was stoned off her face out in Death Valley someplace. Hollywood's still there - I just talked to my cousin Bob on the phone and he's just assured me that everything's okay."
More as we get it.