Written by Nae mair crap

Friday, 24 September 2010

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The long awaited second CD from Susan Boyle looks set to break all her own records. Pre order numbers are reported to be startling.

Susan, has chosen several Christmas standards, sure to surprise and delight many. It's wonderful that she manages to out do herself by choosing songs that she identifies with so strongly.

November days will be "Perfect Days" for Miss Boyle and her backers and Simon Cowell and Sony as the money rolls in again.

Who would have thought a Lou Reed classic would please Susan so much? It might not please the Lou Reed fans but they can always go back and listen to the original at anytime.

Her version of "Don't Dream It's Over", is reported to be a revelation, a one of a kind. That's her uniqueness again, sending all of us a surprise package, wrapped up in her inimitable style.

Susan truly is giving us another "Gift".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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