Written by anthonyrosania

Friday, 3 September 2010

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Paris Hilton may be the stupidest person on Earth. But it is her vanity, in addition to her flaming, Megan-Fox-level stupidity that'll allow the Nevada District Attorney to convict her of Cocaine possession.

You may recall that Hilton was arrested after she looked through her Chanel handbag for some lip balm, and dropped a baggie of cocaine in front of Las Vegas police officers.

Though Hilton claimed ownership of the rolling papers, $1,300 in cash and several credit cards that were also in the bag, she told the police that neither the bag nor the cocaine were hers.

Really?

But Hilton's Twitter account tells a slightly different story.
Earlier this summer, Hilton tweeted a photo with the caption, "Love My New Chanel Purse I got Today."

It is, of course, her coke-purse.

"She's f--ked," said bloated attorney Dominic Barbara. "Because she put that evidence out there, there's no way she'll get it suppressed."

And Darwinian herd-thinning collects another stool sample.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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