Lindsay Lohan Had To be Anesthetized For Surgery; No Drug Strong Enough Exists.

Funny story written by anthonyrosania

Wednesday, 2 June 2010

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Dr Frank : "Trust me, I'm a professional."

A Beverly Hills dentist had to anesthetize alleged celebrity cocaine tester Lindsay Lohan so that her wisdom teeth could be removed.

Lohan's dentist, Dr. Frank Sangster, tried normal methods of treating Lohan, but nothing he tried worked.

"I tried lidocaine, novacaine, candy canes, demerol, secanol, you name it," said the forlorn dentist, allegedly. "Hell, I was going to call MJ's doctor, Dr. Conrad. I mean, I shot her in the ass with a Horse Tranquilizer. She just laughed."

Allegedly.

Fortunately, the doctor as able to render LiLo unconscious.

"I used morhpine, Ketel One and transmission fluid, and had Lindsay read "Oh My Dog" by Beth O. Stern. That put her right out."

Allegedly.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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