Arrest Warrant against Lindsay Lohan and Lauren Shreve Teilo

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Friday, 21 May 2010

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An assistant manager of a strip club, Lauren Shreve Teilo, and Lindsay Lohan had an arrest warrant placed on them by a judge for sending topless photos of themselves to Jerome Jackson of Texas, police say. They are also sought for taking a photograph of a man at a park.

Lauren Shreve Teilo, a 30-year-old assistant manager of "Booby's La Ta Ta" and Lohan allegedly sent a cell phone picture of their breasts to J.J. also known as Jerome Jackson on May 7 after meeting him while playing the popular online game World of Warcraft, the police report. Both are also being charged for photographing a man who was leaving the bathroom in a pubic park.

Teilo and Lohan began exchanging text messages about "conducting meetings at a park with Jerome so they can get to known him better," according to an arrest report filed in Texas, where deputies say they learned of the allegations when Jerome told his 74 year old mother Anita Jackson.

Women on the streets were stunned by the allegations against Teilo and Lohan.

Referring to Lohan "She was always encouraging me," Jane Waltman, leader of the lesbian organization, Ladies First, "And she taught me a lot of stuff. If it is true, I don't know what to think. I wouldn't be able to deal with it, I don't think."

"It concerns us anytime someone does anything against the law, but when well-to-do women have this type of interaction with others, it's an additional concern," police spokeswoman, Devine Hayes said.

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