Ex-Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan is pledging to quit drinking in order to comply with the new requirements of her failure to show up in a Beverly Hills, Calif. court on alcohol-related charges.
The judge in the case says the problem-plagued beauty's excuse for not appearing-that she lost her passport in France "is so lame it must have been concocted by someone in an alcoholic stupor."
The judge said Lohan must now drink no alcohol; wear a blood-alcohol content monitor hooked up to his chambers; submit to a random alcohol test at least once a day; and make a contribution of at least $1 million to Alcoholics Anonymous.
"It was a lame excuse, I'll admit," the anorexic bisexual who is reportedly currently in lesbian mode declared. "But my troubled parents thought it up, not me. I do indeed intend to stop drinking, but that damn machine I have to wear doesn't test for other drugs."
