Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Are Back Together Again Because SamRon Said "I Missed LiLo's (Blank) Bad!"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 31 May 2010

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SamRon in her backyard practicing the Argentine Paso Doble.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again relationship between lesbianites Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson is on-again.

An unnamed source says that she saw SamRon coming out of LiLo's Hollywood Hills house and all the way from the front porch to her car, which was parked in the driveway, SamRon did about 18 cart wheels.

Ronson was also believed to be humming the song by Katy Perry, "I Kissed A Girl."

As SamRon started up her car she was asked if her and LiLo were back together. Ronson smiled, took a puff from her Marlboro Light, cleared her throat, and grabbed her crotch ala Michael Jackson.

The lone paparazzi took that as a yes.

Ronson shouted out that the reason she was back with LiLo was simply because she really, really missed her sweet lookin' (blank) bad.

As Ronson was driving off, Lohan could be seen standing naked at her window and blowing imaginary kisses to SamRon as she/he drove away into the early morning Left Coast night.

In other news. A judge in New Hampshire has just thrown out a case of a stalker who claimed that he was being stalked by him (the presiding judge).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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