Former X Factor finalist Diana Vickers is in the news again after defecating in her underwear after she was told that she had gone straight to the top of the UK album charts with her debut release.
Songs From The Tainted Cherry Tree features the single Once, which, itself, went straight into the singles charts at number one two weeks ago.
Immediately she was told, Diana, 18, from Blackburn in Lancashire, lurched towards a nearby sofa, and clasped a hand to her backside with a worried look on her face. Friends later said that she had recently had a 'dodgy curry', and that the incident was nothing to do with the splendid news of her album success.
Vickers has now become the first X Factor finalist to score a number one album despite not winning the series, and, indeed, the first to shit herself after hearing news of her triumphant march to the top of the charts.
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