MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio told an assembled crowd of Arizona dog breeders that he vows to round up every single Chihuahua dog in the state and FedEx them all back to Mexico.
Arpaio, who reportedly got his nickname because he likes to wear pink womens' panties, said that he will make the Chihuahua gathering one of his top priorities, next to helping his niece sell Girl Scout Cookies, and making sure that no one messes with his shocking pink patrol car.
"Pinky" stressed that if he finds out that any citizens of Arizona are harboring Chihuahuas he will have them arrested and he added that he does not care if the citizens are of Swedish, Swiss, or Scottish ethnicity.
Governor Jan Brewer was asked by a reporter for CNN if she approves of Sheriff "Pinky" Arpaio singling out a particular breed of dog. She asked what particular breed of dog are we talking about.
"Chihuahua." She was told.
She asked how the name is spelled.
"C-h-i-h-u-a-h-u-a."
"Oh Shy who ah who ah. No I do not totally agree with "Pinky" but I will have to admit that he has got some bigger ones that I've got, so I guess the big good lookin' ballsy lug wins."
In other news. Sharon Stone has just signed to star in 'Basic Instinct 8 - A Snip Snip Here and A Tuck Tuck There.'
