HOLLYWOOD - The Lindsay Lohan-Perez Hilton feud is starting to resemble Iceland's Eyjafjallajojull volcano.
The LiLo-PerHi powder puff fracas started when Perez wrote an unflattering piece about LiLo's little sister, Ali, aka AliLo.
The sidesaddle riding blogger wrote that it is sad that Ali does not have a big sister to look up to, or at least one who does not even have the common sense of a potato chip.
LiLo fired back that Perez Hilton looks exactly like Sir Lady Elton John, except only much fatter, much gayer, and much more pimplier-faced.
La Hilton then wrote that Lindsay Lohan has tens of thousands of freckles all over her private parts including hundreds on her ovaries.
Lohan shot back that she would rather have her private parts covered with freckles than have a wiener, like Perez Hilton's, which is covered with cellulite.
After Perez heard that last remark he started crying. He reportedly said that he does not have a wiener. When asked what the hell does he have then, he winked and said that he has an over-sized clitoris.
In a related story. Paris Hilton, the blonde biological bitch has said that she does not know why but she has been fantasizing about having Jesse James baby since Easter Sunday.
