Jesse James Says That He Has No Idea Where The Rumor of Him Being in The KKK Came From

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 22 April 2010

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The KKK marching in Atlanta in protest of Kanye West.

LONG BEACH, California - Jesse James, owner of West Coast Choppers, and one of the biggest, dumbest jerks in the Lower 48 has angrily stated that he has no idea where the hell the rumors about him being a card-carrying member of the Ku Klux Klan came from.

The soon-be-ex-husband of Sandra Bullock said that the only cards he has in his wallet is a VISA card, a Social Security card, and a ace of spades card, which he carries for good luck.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Ah, it sure does appear that it is just a might too late for that good luck card Jesse.]

Jesse added that he would be willing to submit to a tattoo check and prove that he does not possess any tattoos with the letters KKK anywhere on his body.

He did note that he does have a tattoo on his scrotum with the letters KK but they stand for an old girlfriend from Texas named Kallie Kantanelli.

James pointed out that he has been asked to join the KKK on about seven different occasions but he has turned down the offer each time.

When he was asked why he turned the offers down, the not-to-bright Jesse replied, "Ah, I found that I just did not have the time to be a devoted member to that fine organization."

In a related story. The KKK has closed down its chapter in Guadalajara, Mexico, since the last time marks the 119th time in the past 12 months that a maraca has been thrown through the office window.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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