Friend of Jesse James Suggests That The Number of Cycle Chicks is Actually 11

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 23 April 2010

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This is Jesse James pickup truck. Each deer represents one Cycle Chick.

LONG BEACH - Jesse James, sitting in his Long Beach, California office of West Coast Choppers, revealed to an unnamed source that an alleged very close friend of his has confessed that the number of Cycle Chicks in his "TattooGate" scandal is actually 11.

James said that as of now, everyone believes that the number stops at Cycle Chick #5, Skittles Valentine. But the man who is referred by many as "Punk Ass" Jesse confirmed that there are 6 other tattooed bitches (his words) out there that no one knows about.

When he was asked how come they have not come forward, he replied that they will as soon as they find out how many millions and millions of dollars of his wife's money he will be ending up with.

Jesse said that each of the 11 women are all completely covered with tattoos from head to toe and bikini line to ass.

He pointed out that if he had to guess he would say that the eleven women between them probably have over 700 tattoos.

When asked which of all of the more than 700 tattoos is his favorite one Messy Jessy pauses for a moment, takes a sip from his Lone Star Beer bottle, and says, "Well if I had to pick me a favorite one, I reckon that it would have to be a tattoo that is on Cycle Chick #3, Brigitte Dequerre.

Jesse said that Brig has a tattoo of his pecker on her bikini line.

In other news. Mickey Rourke has just signed to star in The Wrestler 2 - As Fake As All of Heidi Montag's Body Parts.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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