NEW YORK CITY - Insiders are stating that The Lifelong Channel modeling show Models of The Runway has been cancelled. The shows executive producer Slizza Huffnagle-Filterfield stated that from the very beginning the show was plagued with lots of problems.
The first problem was the fact that the owners of the show did not like the fact that German actress Heidi Klum was chosen to be the host. They stated that they wanted someone who did not have such a thick pronounced accent such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, or Miley Cyrus.
The next problem had to do with the fact that two of the girls were found to be illegal aliens. One of the girls Ling Chow Ping was in the United States illegally from China and Fuloonsha Fumaquish is in America illegally from the African country of Lower Zamgola.
The shows executives also did not approve of the fact that Fumaquish insisted on bringing her pet lion, Fluffy, to the modeling studio. Miss Fumaquish said that she only brought Fluffy with her for protection.
The last straw came when it was learned, from an unnamed source, that 11 of the 16 girls were not using the shows makeup sponsor L'Oreal, but were using Cover Girl instead.
Huffnagle-Filterfield literally hit the roof and actually ended up scratching three of the models, one, Monica Ruckerheimer, of Rhinelander, Wisconsin, may be needing plastic surgery to correct the five inch scratch to her left tit.
To see some very interesting photos of Fuloonsha Fumaquish's lion Fluffy chasing some extremely surprised tenants in her Brooklyn tenement building log on to www.damneffenlionbitch.pix
