Octomom Kate Gosselin's Uterus Falls out During 'Dancing With the Scars'

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Tuesday, 20 April 2010


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Hip hoppin break dancin square dance!

Taking full advantage of what will certainly be a short Hollywood career Kate Gosselin, of 'Kate and Eight' fame, suffered the most humiliating and hilarious of fates during a live broadcast.

The scheme was to capitalize on her recent fame and the internet only feed of the program she produced, Dancing With the Scars, gathered in a plethora of marriage losers and washed up athletes then paired them with local dinner theater dancers.

Although it was billed as a serious web PPV event, where the viewers vote for the winner, the overall ineptitude of the square dancing buffoons turned it into something best visualized as between the Keystone Kops and Braveheart.

What is arguably the most despised non custody mother in the country, for bailing on her kids while chasing the star, was partnered with football's version of cancer Terrell Owens when the trouble began.

Trying desperately to avoid the nasty details seepage began during a doe see doe on the slick arena floor and just before the final swing your partner Kate's baby carriage dislodged and the carnage began.

After the screams of terror, shouts for 911, slips and falls, guffaws, and finally the local paramedics arriving, the assembled crowd realized that they had been treated to the greatest hoax since Orson Welles' 'War of the Worlds'.

The website hosting the feed, Hackattack.con crashed after ten million hits but interest in the damage ended abruptly once it was found out a fake.

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