Dancing With The Stars' Pamela Anderson Spotted Nightclubbing With Jesse James

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Thursday, 8 April 2010


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Pamela Anderson showing off her award-winning puppies Tit and Tat.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson one of this years contestants on Dancing With The Stars was seen out partying at 2 am at the Club Guys & Dolls with none other than Sandra Bullock's strange estranged husband Jesse "PenisPunk" James.

Anderson walked up to Jesse who was sitting with two unidentified women who between them probably had about 600 tattoos. She asked him how it was hanging. He replied that it was presently at half mast in honor or his marriage.

Pamela bent down and rubbed her ample breasticles on Jesse's Nazi helmet. He immediately took it off and asked her to do it again. Pam smiled and walked away.

A witness who was sitting at the next table drinking a Buttery Nipple Shooter said that Jesse tossed one of the tattooed skanks that was sitting on is lap to the floor and proceeded to follow Anderson to her table.

The witness said that Jesse resembled a little teacup Chihuahua the way he was panting after Anderson all the while holding his groin like he was trying to be the white dumbass cracker version of Michael Jackson.

Pamela grinned and asked Jesse where his wife Sandra (Bullock) was. Jesse shrugged his shoulders. He then remarked that she was probably meeting with some divorce lawyer down in Austin.

Anderson asked Jesse if the five "TattooGate" tattooed sluts that he has been seen with are worth ending his marriage to a wonderful women such as Sandra.

Jesse spit on the floor and asked Pamela when the hell she had turned into Dr. Phil. Pamela said that if he perferred they could discuss the fact that Sandra has stated on several occasions that his (Jesse's) wienie is not much bigger than that other punkass womanizer Jon "Mr. 3-Inches" Gosselin's peckity peck.

Jesse blushed and said that his penis may not be very long, but that it sure is big around. Pamela told him that she has seen over 3,000 male members and she has never seen one as little as his.

Pam then told Jesse to please leave her table because people were liable to think that she condoned his Nazi saluting, tattoo obsessed manner.

Jesse told Pam that he heard that Kate Gosselin calls her "Silicone Pam." Anderson stood up and grabbed Jesse by the crotch. "Look here, you motorcycle bitch. You and Kate deserve each other. You ain't got no pecker and "King Kate" has got a furburger on her the size of the damn effen Grand Canyon that you could easily drive your biggest motorcycle into and still have room left over for three skateboards.

In other news. Rumors that Elin Nordegren (Woods) wants her husband Tiger to change his nickname to Pussycat have proved to be false.

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