LOS ANGELES - The latest rumor circulating out of Tinsel Town is that electro pop diva Leighton Meester has been seen on several dates with Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars fame.
Meester reportedly stated that her and Derek do happen to have a lot in common. Leighton points out that her and Derek each have "G's," "H's," and "O's" in their names.
The Ft. Worth born electro pop prima donna Meester added that another thing that they both have in common is that they love to dance, have their picture taken, and like to kiss each other for hours on end on each one's most intimate body part.
Derek says that the thing that he likes the most about Leighton is that she does not have any sexual hangups whatsoever and he can pretty much do whatever he wants to her and with pretty much any type of sex toy in his sex toy collection.
Leighton is actively pursuing her acting career and has recently picked up some very nice guest starring roles on prime time shows including, CSI: Chattanooga, CSI: Cheyenne, and CSI: Corpus Christi.
Meester was to have starred in an upcoming episode of Two and a Half Men starring Charlie Sheen but the shows producer refused to guarantee her that Mr. Charlie "The Wandering Penis" Sheen would not try and make an unwanted advance towards her.
SIDENOTE: Leighton says that her talent agency is currently in talks with HBO about starring with Cloris Leachman in Stacatto Monteverdi's The Old Has-Been Bitch and The Young Now-Being Bitch.
