Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 15 April 2010

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Pamela Anderson receiving some private dancing lessons from Damian Whitewood in the privacy of her own home.

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson showed the viewing audience of Dancing With The Stars that even at the age of 42, she can still give off enough sparks to start a California forest fire in no time at all.

Pam's dancing partner Damian Whitewood has got to be one of the luckiest guys in America. Even the gaytalian judge Bruno Tonioli said that in the 10 seasons of DWTS he has never had a female celebrity give him the stirring in the crotch of his pants that Miss Anderson has.

Bruno says that he can imagine that if he was not gay the unbelievable erectionitis peckerini that he would have in his groin region.

Fellow judge Carrie Ann Inaba said that she could cleary hear Bruno's erection from two seats away. British judge Len "The Old Geezer" Goodman blushed and asked if maybe, perhaps Tonioli is not really as gay as he pretends to be.

DWTS host Tom Bergeron was asked about the Italian judge's 'woody' and Tom replied that he would not touch it with a ten foot pole, no pun intended.

When Pamela was informed about Bruno's 'stirrings' she blushed and said that she would love to go out with Mr. Tonioli on a dancing date with some definite 'dipping' afterwards.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: To clear up the 'dipping' thing. Pam is not referring to 'skinny dipping' as in swimming in the nude. She is actually referring to dipping as in 'diddly dipper dipping.']

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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