Emmy Nod Goes to Kate Gosselin for Inside Edition Interview

Written by Charpa93

Monday, 19 April 2010

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Not the Emmy, but an Award Nonetheless

Los Angeles, CA - It may be too soon to speculate, but rumors have it that Kate Gosselin may just take home a Primetime Emmy this fall for her recently spectacular performance on Inside Edition where she convincingly told her interviewer that she missed being a part of her own family.

"The tears were real," claims Shoshone Wyatt, the interviewer privileged to sit down with Kate and ask the hard questions. "Honest to God, not a drop of glycerin was used to garner that tender moment when Kate swore up and down that she truly would rather be back home with her kids in Pennsylvania than wearing expensive gowns and basking in the posh glow of Los Angeles."

Many are asking why Kate puts up with having to work so hard to provide for her children. The long hours, the dancing, which she obviously hates (one can feel her pain with every cha-cha step she takes), and the interviews, the relentless questions, the fame, being in front of the cameras non-stop. Why does she do it? "I love my kids," claims Kate. "Sure, I could quit it all today, sell my house, downsize, get a day job close to home, maybe even give up manicures and pedicures to cut corners, but would that make my life any better? I think we all know the answer to that question."

So on poor Kate goes, to the next interview, the next lunch or dinner at some fabulous dining spot in Beverly Hills, all the while worrying about being away from her kids, wondering if the nannies are feeding them their mac and cheese and boloney sandwiches on time and getting them ready for bed at a decent hour. It is all so tragic, yet all so necessary.

"Yes," says Kate, "hopefully, the harder I work, the more my kids will come to understand the sacrifices we're all making to live a better life." And the award goes to-Kate Gosselin.

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