Kate Gosselin Survives Another Week on Dancing With The Stars

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 15 April 2010

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HOLLYWOOD - One of the most famous mothers in the history of TV reality shows Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 has somehow managed to survive another week on Dancing With The Stars.

Kate's professional dance teacher Tony Dovolani shook his head in disbelief when Tom Bergeron announced that Kate Gosselin had been saved to trudge her way through another dance routine for one more week.

Mrs. Gosselin smiled a great big smile as if trying to convince herself that maybe, just maybe she is getting better.

Ah Katey, sweetly, sugar, bitch face...ah no. You are not getting better, you are just being given some easy ass dance steps to do by Tony and his suggestion that you show off your twin puppies is garnering you a few thousand extra votes.

So Katey please also note that their are several groups on the Internet who are asking people to "Vote For The Worst Dancing With The Stars Dancer." And that is why you are still around.

Those Internet groups do the same thing on American Idol and that is why someone like Tim Urban is still around, whereas Katie Stevens and Andrew Garcia have been sent packing.

When Tony was asked if he felt that Kate was actually improving he started laughing. After he stopped giggling, he said that Kate is not improving in the least and that she has in fact gotten worse.

Dovolani did say that truth be told he is starting to enjoy getting to rub up against Kate Gosselin's tits, which considering she has nursed eight kids are still somewhat firm to the touch.

He also stated off the record that Kate, in all actuality, has more between her legs than Lady Gaga, Madonna, and Kirstie Alley.

To see candid photos that Tony took of Kate Gosselin's groin region while she was wearing nothing but a bra and bikini thong panties log on to www.katesnakedwonkywonk.pix

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