Lady Gaga bribes prison director to let her stay in after outrageous video!

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Sunday, 4 April 2010

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'Hot lipped Lady Gaga after two nights of female prison sex, OUTRAGEOUS!

After filming her raunchy prison video, Lady Gaga, enjoyed her time so much amongst the horny, female prisoners she demanded to stay a night or two in the slammer.

She offered the prison director, Lady Maud Clit-Suck, a bribe and a part in her video, she accepted.

Now Lady Gaga well known for he outrageous costumes, sexual behaviour and a slight leaning towards a damp pussy arranged 2 wild shows and after-show orgies for the inmates and warders and man was the place boiling. The shows were a complete success and the orgies afterwards, well, needless to say, f*****g hot!

Lady Gaga dressed in a tight see through bottomless warders uniform, no tanga, high heeled stilletos and bra-less turned the gagging mob of sex-starved felines into an orgy Emperor Nero would have been proud of.

Lady, knackered after her two days and nights in the slammer gave the following press statement:

"I'll be back, I've never sucked so much pussy in my life and man were those bitches dripping!"

The world has come to expect outrageous behaviour from Lady, but this little diversion makes Madonna look like a virgin Trappist Nun!

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