Lady Gaga, Sir Elton John Announce Wedding Plans

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Tuesday, 30 March 2010

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"Honeymoon In Vegas?"

Lady Gaga says that falling for Sir Elton John was the most natural thing in the world.

"It seems to me to be a perfect match. Elton and I share many things, I guess you would say. I mean, who's the head of glamour rock but Elton, maybe Adam Lambert, and myself."

Lady Gaga continued in saying that they really do mean to 'pull it off' and have a giant affair that will include Little Richard giving me away and Adam being the flower girl! What else could you ask for?"

Apparently Britney and her Circus I laughed but, in fact, Sir Elton has invited her too.

"I realize there's a big difference in our ages but otherwise we match up in pretty well, especially in size."

"Oh we plan to make it THE event and plan for either New York City or London", stated Lady Gaga. "Maybe we'll do one in each!"

And will the wedding march be performed?

"No, Silly, Elton will do 'The Bitch Is Back!' of course!"

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