Prison Bitches in the US form union after exposure through reality soaps

Written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 4 April 2010

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Prison Bitches form union and ask the Aryan Brotherhood to protect their butts as long as their white!

Due to exposure through reality soaps like "The worlds hardest prisons" and Louis Theroux visiting San Quentin, PRISON BITCHES are now are organising a union called "The BFPBU" (leave that one to your imagination!).

Sick of being passed around from cell to cell without protection, gang bangs in the showers, calamine lotion, the BITCHES decided, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

In San Quentin chief bitch, Walter, alias Wendy Gendy-Bendy, gave the following press statement:

"We Bitches demand health and safety regulations, a halting of all sexual abuse and protection from the Aryan Brotherhood." (only prison inhabitants not to participate in GAY PRISON SEX)

"We also demand payment for our services and exclusive sex cells for entertaining the clients, our Union demands these conditions otherwise we'll strike, BITCH!"

San Quentin prison director, James Cagney-Buttminder (no relation) agreed and all other prisons in the US are now following suit.

San Quentin Aryan Brotherhood leader, Adolf Scwhwarz-Niggerhater also gave the press a statement:

"We the Aryan Brotherhood support this Union, we will protect the Bitches, police them, not let a f*****g N****r near the cells, collect protection money and finance our war against Jews, Coloured's and non-pure Untermenschen, Sieg Heil!"

After the US Health reform bill and now this major step towards humane conditions US prisons it seems that Obama's policies are starting to achieve positive results!

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