There were hysterical scenes today at cinemas across the country as avid Katie Price fans began queuing for her forthcoming biopic, said to be on general release sometime next year.
One fan waiting in line at a West Bromwich cinema said, "I just wannabe able to say I was wanna the first people to see Katie Price: The Movie. I dow care how long I av to wait. I towtally love her. I've bought all her books and I've bin all across the country to get 'em signed by her. I've been to Wolverhampton AND Birmingham. OMG it was like towtally amaaazing, just like Katie Price."
I asked the fan what it is she likes most about Katie Price, she said, "I love the way she lets us be so supportive to her. The way she lets us pay to be a fan on her website, that's really sick innit? It ay that expensive neither, only two quid per month. Yow really feel like yow belong."
When I pointed out that's a website monetisation scheme turning over £24,000 p.a. for every 1,000 fans the fan said, "I dow care, I love her. Dunno what you'm moanin' at. And dow use big words at me, I can't read."
Price's fans are coming out in force it appears, after rumours flew around on Twitter that she always does nothing for something.
At her daily Price conference, today in Dublin, she said "I won't take any longer this critisism - this is just totally crap your chatting. I'm a serius bloody ortha - take seriusly me NOW!!! Woo-hoo!!!"
Alex Reid was unavailable for comment has he is still mysteriously missing.
